new years resolution

1. to stop calling my dog stupid despite the obvious.
2. to feed him on time and not after midnight.
3. stop feeding him roti canai and bak pau for dinner
4. alcohol is a NO NO for dogs
5. try to understand that its normal for dogs to try to kill you by biting off your car brake cable when you dont feed him on time
6. come to terms that my dog is actually a pussy and a lousy guard dog.
7. find a shrink for my dog so that he will stop playing with the neighbour's cat.
8. bathe my dog at least twice a year
9. teach my dog to like indians more
10. find a bitch for him to mate so that he wont be so hyperactive and deprived