Thursday, December 08, 2005

casino

was in gentings a few weeks back. been there many times but this will be my first time entering the casino.

sadly, my first visit was a real disappoinment. i have always imagined cun chicks wearing sexy glittering dresses with slit running up all the way up their ass serving us cocktails and excited men, with woman with DD breast at their side, shouting their lungs out with joy or despair.

instead, all i saw were sad looking female employees dressed in boring office suits giving away free casino membership cards instead of cocktails. no woman with DD breast. just old aunties wearing t-shirts of the Petronas Twin Towers...with their tits hanging at the foot of the twin towers. everything seem so grim and depressing. matter of fact, the whole time i was there i dont remember seeing anyone smiling.

but for such a depressing place, hope seems to spring eternal. old men, continue to press on the jackpot button with their arthritic fingers, hoping to hit the BIG one despite knowing that the only 'big' thing they are gonna get at the end is a "bigger arthritic finger." old aunties who have lost everything on them, if given a chance, are willing to trade in their dentures for one more go at the crap table. believing that the next spin will be their golden spin.

even if they did strike gold, a heart attack will probably strike them down and the money will go back to the HOUSE.

shit...

no wonder Uncle Lim so bloody rich!!!

2 comments:

wantan mee walla said...

what the hell is a "kah ch'ngs" man??

wantan mee walla said...

oh "kah cherng"
i thought you meant "kacang" as in peanuts.

you know, someone has to standardised all hokkien spellings. it will be easier that way.