What if America invaded Malaysia and rape our men instead of our women??
wtf!!! how the hell did the person come out with a question like this!??!
Friday, April 28, 2006
Wednesday, April 19, 2006
pissed off and stressed out
how many of you out there, who have individuals in your life which serves no other purpose than to piss you off?? at the moment i can think of 2 or 3 in my life. people who can drop dead beside me right now and i wouldnt give a damm or shed a tear.
have you ever asked yourself why oh why are these ppl in your life? is it god's way of making us more patient?? is this god's method of population control, so that by the time we are 40 we are most likely to die from a heart attack or a stroke.
i've tried ignoring these people but due to circumstances beyond my control, me and these rejects from hell are in constant contact.
now, im not one to resort to violence. i always believe in talking them thru whatever might be the problem or conflict. but sometimes these ignorant fools can be so childish and down right pissing off!!! at times like this i wish i have a monster truck so i can run the sons of bitches(bitches also) down. mai cibai!!!! see beh too-lan......
tell me, what do you guys do??
have you ever asked yourself why oh why are these ppl in your life? is it god's way of making us more patient?? is this god's method of population control, so that by the time we are 40 we are most likely to die from a heart attack or a stroke.
i've tried ignoring these people but due to circumstances beyond my control, me and these rejects from hell are in constant contact.
now, im not one to resort to violence. i always believe in talking them thru whatever might be the problem or conflict. but sometimes these ignorant fools can be so childish and down right pissing off!!! at times like this i wish i have a monster truck so i can run the sons of bitches(bitches also) down. mai cibai!!!! see beh too-lan......
tell me, what do you guys do??
Thursday, April 13, 2006
I am feeling....
like a freaking red flamming zit on the nose just waiting to explode.
im so pissed that i want to kill every dog, baby and waiter at jiki!!!!!
ARRGGGHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
the day started off badly. i woke up with a bloody flu and headache. so i popped an antihistamine and waited for it to get better. unfortunately, it didnt work and my nose continued to be a leaking Hoover dam.
was forced to drag myself off to bed and go to my mom's shop to help my aunty who is bitching that there is not enough help at the shop. my aunt can be a real nag and complainer. and the ranting is harder on the body when you have a throbbing headache. so there i was squatting down and peeling potatoes and hearing her complaint. in my panadol high, the potatoes look so much like stones and the temptation to throw one at her was almost to great to resist. but of course i didnt throw it. or not i wont be typing this now.
when it was 4pm, i was finally allowed to go back. FREEDOOOMM!!! i jumped on my bike and started the engine only to realised that i had a flat tyre. so my sleep was postponed for another half an hour.
when i reached home, took my shower and jumped on my bed for the much needed sleep. then my stupid dog decided to start barking. and it kept on barking and barking and barking..... fuck man!!! what the hell does my mom feed it with!!?? fucking duracel batteries!!??
after 2 hours i gave up. i woke up to look for dinner. and the only thing left on the table was a bowl of rice, some chicken and fish bones. sometimes i wonder if im my mother's son. FISH BONES!!!! KANINEH!! even garfield dont eat fish bones man!!!
so decided to go jiki's for some food. while eating, there was this young girl around the age of 3 who just wouldnt stop crying. cibai man....first the dog now this. i was dammm iritated by then. wanted to stuff my telur mata kerbau into freaking mouth to shut her up. i just dont understand some parents. dont they feel ashamed that their kids are so noisy and spoilt. at least be considerate to the rest of the public la. this parent semacam aje. dont even give a shit that her child is crying and there is a pissed off chinaman with a whole mata kerbau at the end of his fork waiting to throw it.
i finished my food in record time and i head straight for the exit. when i reached home only then i realised that my i left my hp on the table at jiki. when i went back there. all the waiter claimed not to have seen it. bloody liars. they cleared the table immediately after i left. how can not see it. probably nicked it for themselves. when i tried calling my hp, it was already swithed off. bloody thief!!!
lakhanat!!!! gua sumpah lu punya anak bila lahir keluar tak de nonok atau konek tapi satu handphone glue kat ari ari!!! puki mak!!! tiap tiap kali dia kencing, dia kena electrocuted!! padan muka!!!
im so pissed that i want to kill every dog, baby and waiter at jiki!!!!!
ARRGGGHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
the day started off badly. i woke up with a bloody flu and headache. so i popped an antihistamine and waited for it to get better. unfortunately, it didnt work and my nose continued to be a leaking Hoover dam.
was forced to drag myself off to bed and go to my mom's shop to help my aunty who is bitching that there is not enough help at the shop. my aunt can be a real nag and complainer. and the ranting is harder on the body when you have a throbbing headache. so there i was squatting down and peeling potatoes and hearing her complaint. in my panadol high, the potatoes look so much like stones and the temptation to throw one at her was almost to great to resist. but of course i didnt throw it. or not i wont be typing this now.
when it was 4pm, i was finally allowed to go back. FREEDOOOMM!!! i jumped on my bike and started the engine only to realised that i had a flat tyre. so my sleep was postponed for another half an hour.
when i reached home, took my shower and jumped on my bed for the much needed sleep. then my stupid dog decided to start barking. and it kept on barking and barking and barking..... fuck man!!! what the hell does my mom feed it with!!?? fucking duracel batteries!!??
after 2 hours i gave up. i woke up to look for dinner. and the only thing left on the table was a bowl of rice, some chicken and fish bones. sometimes i wonder if im my mother's son. FISH BONES!!!! KANINEH!! even garfield dont eat fish bones man!!!
so decided to go jiki's for some food. while eating, there was this young girl around the age of 3 who just wouldnt stop crying. cibai man....first the dog now this. i was dammm iritated by then. wanted to stuff my telur mata kerbau into freaking mouth to shut her up. i just dont understand some parents. dont they feel ashamed that their kids are so noisy and spoilt. at least be considerate to the rest of the public la. this parent semacam aje. dont even give a shit that her child is crying and there is a pissed off chinaman with a whole mata kerbau at the end of his fork waiting to throw it.
i finished my food in record time and i head straight for the exit. when i reached home only then i realised that my i left my hp on the table at jiki. when i went back there. all the waiter claimed not to have seen it. bloody liars. they cleared the table immediately after i left. how can not see it. probably nicked it for themselves. when i tried calling my hp, it was already swithed off. bloody thief!!!
lakhanat!!!! gua sumpah lu punya anak bila lahir keluar tak de nonok atau konek tapi satu handphone glue kat ari ari!!! puki mak!!! tiap tiap kali dia kencing, dia kena electrocuted!! padan muka!!!
Tuesday, April 11, 2006
Lent: Day 40+2
lent is over.
but since its holy week now, might as well go meatless till easter.
after that, im off to machap. muahahahha!!!
but since its holy week now, might as well go meatless till easter.
after that, im off to machap. muahahahha!!!
Tuesday, April 04, 2006
My Hero.....
Homer Simpson....dooh
Finally!!! Simpsons- The Movie. after 17 seasons of success, the producers are finally bringing the series to the silver screen.
targeted release date is on the 27 july 2007. Spiderman III, move a side. Homer is coming to town.
homer is my biggest hero. i have a tummy as large as his. im chinese so that makes my skin yellow and i love beers. now all i need to do is to find a job at a nuclear power plant and get my gf to exchange her black curls for an afro blue style. oh yeah, she needs to spray her self yellow to. or else, she can just be ah poo's wife.
the best birthday gift i can get this year is the cap that he wears that can hold two cans of beer at its side with straws coming down to his mouth. ooh mah.... the perfect company when watching football on the telly.
just hope the movies makes it to our local cinema. the damm gahmen has a habit of blacklisting movies for the stupidest of reason. good example in mind, Daredevil. the reason given was excessive violence and that its inappropriate for a guy to have the word devil in his name. bad influence it seems. moron!! dont even know the meaning of daredevil.
so keep your fingers cross and hopefully we will see that ass scratching, beer drinking, doughnut loving idiot on the screen soon.
Saturday, April 01, 2006
joy to the world
WOOOPPIIEEE....
its a good day today!! thank you Lord!!
got my results today and i passed my papers. after 2 months of mental and physical torture, its finally all over. its a great feeling to see 3 'P's (PAss) by your name in the name list. guess it would have been better if it were 'D's (distinction) but now now... i aint no genius. im just a burung pipit, flying from branch to branch. let the eagles fly as high as they want. passing will do just fine for me. talk about total lack of ambition :)
but it was a bit of gloomy to see some of me mates crashing in a subject or two. opthal seems to be the major killer in this exams, with over 45 failures out of 130 students who took the exam. wonder wat went wrong. all the best to me mates for the resit!!! you can do it!!
another piece of good news today is that my mom's surgery went on without a hitch. her 3rd,4th and 5th lumbar vertebrae was compressing on her spinal cord so they had to widen the canal to prevent further compression. hopefully, now she can walk again without any pain. but in the mean time, im the official delivery boy for my mom's food business.
arrghh....
its a good day today!! thank you Lord!!
got my results today and i passed my papers. after 2 months of mental and physical torture, its finally all over. its a great feeling to see 3 'P's (PAss) by your name in the name list. guess it would have been better if it were 'D's (distinction) but now now... i aint no genius. im just a burung pipit, flying from branch to branch. let the eagles fly as high as they want. passing will do just fine for me. talk about total lack of ambition :)
but it was a bit of gloomy to see some of me mates crashing in a subject or two. opthal seems to be the major killer in this exams, with over 45 failures out of 130 students who took the exam. wonder wat went wrong. all the best to me mates for the resit!!! you can do it!!
another piece of good news today is that my mom's surgery went on without a hitch. her 3rd,4th and 5th lumbar vertebrae was compressing on her spinal cord so they had to widen the canal to prevent further compression. hopefully, now she can walk again without any pain. but in the mean time, im the official delivery boy for my mom's food business.
arrghh....
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