Wednesday, June 22, 2005

MJ is cuming

fans of MJ in malaysia are going wild with excitement with reports saying that the "king of pop/paedophile" is coming to malaysia to perform in a charity concert to raise funds for HIV infected childrens. the concert which is themed "Cum as one for charity" will act as a perfect platform for MJ to repair his battered image after the recent child molestation trial. On why funds are raised just for HIV childrens and not for children with cancer, an aide close to MJ was reported to have said that the singer is fed up with cancer patients who has a tendency to 'kiss and tell.' the singer is said to feel strongly about this issue and is hurt that the boys are selling stories about their sex-capades to the tabloids.

in order to potray a more honest image of himself to his fans, jackson has indicated that there will be major changes to all his previous hit songs, and the malaysian fans will have the chance to be the first in the world to hear them. among the songs which will be reproduced are Black or White(i love them all), Billie Jean is not my lover(she is just a girl after all), Heal my face(make it a better face) and You are not alone(i am here with you...on the bed). talks are also in progress to have MJ and britney spears do a duet on britney's debut hit song "Oops, i did it again." MJ is also seeking the right from MC Hammer to reproduce and perform Hammer's hit song "Cant touch this." the reproduced song will be titled "Cant sue me!!"

it was also learnt that Elton John had also written to MJ saying that he will like to perform with him, on stage and backstage, but was told nicely by people in MJ's camp that MJ prefer younger boys to him.

female fans, however, will not be happy to learn of reports that only boys under the age of 12 will have free back stage passes. when contacted, MJ said that this was not true, as nurses in the reproductive age group who are working for plastic surgeons will receive free back stage passes as well.

after the trial in america, MJ indicated that he is sick and tired of the media glare in the US and he will like to settle down in asia, with cambodia or thailand his prefered choice. the singer is said to be deeply concerned bout the sex industry involving young boys there and he will do HIS PART to show these boys what TRUE LOVE is all about. a close personal friend of MJ said that the singer plans to sell off his Neverland ranch. plans are in the pipeline in either country to built a mansion with a giant bed that can accomodate more than 10 boys at once with jackson. MJ will call his new home "Nonokland."

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