christians and scientists have been at logger heads about how we humans came to be in this planet. scientists propagate the idea that we all evolved from apes. but the problem is no one can find that missing link between us humans and our banana loving cousins. the church says that adam and eve were the first human to walk on earth and we are the products of their conception. we all know that both of them got banished from the garden of eden when they went to eat that forbiden apple(thanks to eve!!!!) and later went on to have 2 sons(cane and able). the mystery here lies in the fact that the bible does not say anything about cane and able producing more offsprings. hence there is a missing link here to.
ok so this is wantan mee's theory:
god did produced adam and eve. they were indeed the first people to have set foot on earth. but they were not made as humans, but monkeys/primates(whatever). and they were not the only monkey on earth. there were many other monkeys as well. the only difference was that adam and eve were the chosen one and they lived in the garden of eden while other monkeys had to live outside of it. why they had to live outside?? cause god said so. same reason why he made some rich and others poor. or why some are dead drop gorgeous while others have looks that make your lampah(dick) drop dead. so anyway, when adam and eve got kicked out for eating that apple, they had to live outside with the other monkeys. either cane or able(one them got killed. i cant remember who) must have had sex with one of the monkeys and produced an offspring and other monkeys were busy getting jiggy with it as well and then produced their own offsprings. the circle of life thingy then goes on and on and on....... and after thousands and million of years, with evolution and mutation we come to be what we are now.
however there is one big problem with this theory of mine. its written in the bible that god created man in his own image.
so does that mean we humans are actually worshiping a MONKEY??!!?
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firstly hor.. its CAIN and ABEL. And yes it is believed not only by christian fundamentalist that humans simply "plopped" onto God's green earth. apparently stephen hawking (the real one.. not shien jin) studied the strata of life forms as far as he cld go and found that it is as if the earth is programmed to just suddenly "plop" a new species into existance. there are more missing links than just ours. so it conforms to the idea that God MADE man and just "plopped" him here.. in His Image. and actually there are a lot of holes in darwin's origin of species. but we still credit him greatly for evolution. It's true.. just not all that.
to anonymous,
sorry bout the spelling mistake. thats what you get for not proof reading and just being plain ignorant. but KNN, cant you just leave us a name ah!? are you from 5H 99?? or are you some one else?
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