Sunday, April 03, 2011

Why im dying from stress in the clinic Part II

68y lady with hypertension and dm comes to my clinic. her BP and fasting blood sugar was not within control level. she was on tablet amlodipine10mg OD and s/c humulin 30/70 28units in the morning and 12units in the evening.

me: ibu, bisik makai (makan) ubat tiap tiap hari ka? darah semua nadai bagus.
pts: bisikkkk (yes)
me: ubat makai tu makai berapa kali?
pts: segek sekali makai
me: berapa bijik?
pts: (chopping motion of the hand to indicate half which is only 5 mg)
me: salah tu la ibu....ubat cucuk tu berapa kali guna satu hari?
pts: cucuk pagi & lemai (evening).....pagi 20, lemai 4
me: salah la ibu. Pagi mesti cucuk 28, lemai cucuk 12. faham tak ibu?
pts: faham
me: bagus. nanti balik berapa banyak kena cucuk?
pts: pagi 20, lemai 4
me: salah salah. pagi 28 lemai 12. faham?
pts: faham
me: ah cakap nanti balik kena cucuk berapa?
pts: pagi 20, lemai 4
me: pagi 28, lemai 12 la ibu. ibu you faham ka tidak apa saya cakap sama you?
pts: faham.
me: betul ke you faham?
pts: faham.
me: pulai nanti cucuk macam mana?
pts: pagi 20, lemai 4
me: ibu, dengar sini. bila pulai nanti, lemai cucuk 12. faham?
pts: faham. lemai cucuk 12.
me: ah bagus. esok hari bila bangun, pagi cucuk 28. faham?
pts: cucuk 28?
me: ya ya 28 betul. so nanti pulai berapa banyak kena cucuk??
pts: pagi 4, lemai 20
me: eh terbalik la itu sekarang.you faham ka apa saya cakap
pts: faham
me: betul ka you faham?
pts: faham
me: ah ok ok....you sekarang cakap apa you faham?
pts: faham
me: faham apa?????
pts: faham
me; tak ibu, you faham apa???
pts: (scratching her head) anak, ibu nadai pandai cakop melayu (my child, im not good at speaking malay).
me: aisay man....you jawab "faham" buat apa?
pts: faham.

*pulling my hair*

called in nurse to explained to her in iban.

pts: (speaking in iban)oh pagi 28, lemai 12. tak boleh tukar tukar ka?
me: mana boleh main tukar tukar. ibu ingat in pilihan raya ka? nanti luput (pengsan) kita.
pts: oh...
me: ubat makai itu pun salah ah. kena makai segek (one) biji tiap tiap hari. bukan separuh oh.
pts: oh makai segek. bukan bisik makai... (chopping motion of the hand to indicate half)?
me: bukan bukan. makai satu biji. faham?
pts: faham anak. terima kasih anak.
me: tak apa. so nanti pulang berapa banyak kena cucuk?
pts: pagi 20, lemai 4

*hits head against the table*




1 comment:

KC said...

anok....meh nohgri sembilan makai siew pao oi...jgn stress....haha sounds like ur havin fun