went to KLCC aquaria last friday and was shock to learn that sharks' have vaginas!!! not some normal pussy, but huge ass one. bigger than a woman who has given birth more than 15times. at first, i thought it was the shark's anal opening but i was told it was the vagina by one of the staff there. maybe cause im a guy. you know, we just put our 'thing' in. we dont really go and inspect the damm pussy when we are having sex. maybe i should start doing more muff diving.
unlike women, one look and they know wat it is. when my gf saw it, she went, "hhhmmmm...that looks familiar."
dont ask me, i also dont know how in hell she sees her own pussy.
Thursday, November 24, 2005
Tuesday, November 15, 2005
visit to the dentist
i hate going to the dentist!!!
had to go to the dentist today cause my gums were sore and bleeding for the past 4 days whenever i brush my teeth. decided to go to the goverment clinic to save me self some money for my genting trip this weekend.
my last dental check up was 4mths back. it was a nightmare experience. the dentist was at it for an hour straight. at the end of it, i had cramps on my arms cause i was gripping the seat handle so hard out of pain and fear, i think i almost yank it out. at some point, it felt like he was going to rip my entire jaw out. plus, it didnt help to have a bitchy kepoh aunties/nurses by your side who expects you to converse with them when you have 3 different types of metal instrument raping your mouth:
jinjang nurse: wah boy, your teeth so tellible one ah!! all bengkok in bengkok out like that.
me: ah lor, ark tru drooo(ya lor, what to do)
jinjang nurse: i think hor, you must wear braces. what you think ah loctor??
doctor: yeah. but not necessary la.
jinjang nurse: no lar loctor. i think have to la. just have to cabut this gigi here...this one here and that one olso. 3 gigi only. not much pain hor boy?? you want to put or not??
me: ark uuu!!!(fuck you!!)
jinjang nurse: there loctor, he said "i do"
at that point i felt sign language was a better way of transmitting my thoughts across. so i tried to show her my middle finger but then she was holding my hands firmly saying, " ah yor boy, no need so scared ah.... aunty here ok!!!"
mai lau kunyang!!! (bloody old virgin)
had to go to the dentist today cause my gums were sore and bleeding for the past 4 days whenever i brush my teeth. decided to go to the goverment clinic to save me self some money for my genting trip this weekend.
my last dental check up was 4mths back. it was a nightmare experience. the dentist was at it for an hour straight. at the end of it, i had cramps on my arms cause i was gripping the seat handle so hard out of pain and fear, i think i almost yank it out. at some point, it felt like he was going to rip my entire jaw out. plus, it didnt help to have a bitchy kepoh aunties/nurses by your side who expects you to converse with them when you have 3 different types of metal instrument raping your mouth:
jinjang nurse: wah boy, your teeth so tellible one ah!! all bengkok in bengkok out like that.
me: ah lor, ark tru drooo(ya lor, what to do)
jinjang nurse: i think hor, you must wear braces. what you think ah loctor??
doctor: yeah. but not necessary la.
jinjang nurse: no lar loctor. i think have to la. just have to cabut this gigi here...this one here and that one olso. 3 gigi only. not much pain hor boy?? you want to put or not??
me: ark uuu!!!(fuck you!!)
jinjang nurse: there loctor, he said "i do"
at that point i felt sign language was a better way of transmitting my thoughts across. so i tried to show her my middle finger but then she was holding my hands firmly saying, " ah yor boy, no need so scared ah.... aunty here ok!!!"
mai lau kunyang!!! (bloody old virgin)
Saturday, November 12, 2005
sports competition
its that time of the year again...its the college interbatch competion. the different batches/classes pit against each other in all kind of sports. football, basketball, tennis, badminton etc.
unlike most sports competition where a new a hero is born or an inspiring come back victory unfolds, the interbatch is famous for unearthing the darkest,pariah-est animalistic side of many of the students.
sportsmanship.....what that???
honesty....its for idiots only
fair play.....what you crazy!!! you want to lose!!!
to some batches, it is all about winning. losing is not an option. they feel they will be line up and shot communist style if they lose. friendship takes a momentary back seat. its all about glory for your batch....or rather, self glory actually. the politics that goes along with the team selection will make UMNO politics look like kids play. serious. the amount of back stabbing that goes around, you'll be suprise that the person being back stab doesnt bleed for real.
even the girls suprised me with their level of 'intensity.' netball games are not for the faint of heart. hair pulling is not uncommon. cat fights are a norm. shouts (or whispers) of "YOU BITCH" can be heard all thru the game.
supporters invading the courts or field happen sometimes. usually in protest of a referee decision or to upgrade a cat fight to a full fledge Royal Rumble. We medical students, always looking for reason to fight to release all that negetive stress accumulating in us.
so what drive these people to act the way they do? to act like a bunch of cavemen. is it the competitive spirit that all medical students have?? the desire to win and be the best?? or is because of pride and ego??
i think its just the effect of surgery posting
unlike most sports competition where a new a hero is born or an inspiring come back victory unfolds, the interbatch is famous for unearthing the darkest,pariah-est animalistic side of many of the students.
sportsmanship.....what that???
honesty....its for idiots only
fair play.....what you crazy!!! you want to lose!!!
to some batches, it is all about winning. losing is not an option. they feel they will be line up and shot communist style if they lose. friendship takes a momentary back seat. its all about glory for your batch....or rather, self glory actually. the politics that goes along with the team selection will make UMNO politics look like kids play. serious. the amount of back stabbing that goes around, you'll be suprise that the person being back stab doesnt bleed for real.
even the girls suprised me with their level of 'intensity.' netball games are not for the faint of heart. hair pulling is not uncommon. cat fights are a norm. shouts (or whispers) of "YOU BITCH" can be heard all thru the game.
supporters invading the courts or field happen sometimes. usually in protest of a referee decision or to upgrade a cat fight to a full fledge Royal Rumble. We medical students, always looking for reason to fight to release all that negetive stress accumulating in us.
so what drive these people to act the way they do? to act like a bunch of cavemen. is it the competitive spirit that all medical students have?? the desire to win and be the best?? or is because of pride and ego??
i think its just the effect of surgery posting
Saturday, November 05, 2005
malaysian blockbuster
tonight on TV3 at 10pm: I KNOW WHAT YOU DID LAST RAYA.
its about 5 friends who killed a person in an accident during the last raya.
maksyallah!!
no wonder astro making so much money
its about 5 friends who killed a person in an accident during the last raya.
maksyallah!!
no wonder astro making so much money
hokkien blog
to all my hokkien brothers and sisters out there, i've found the ultimate hokkien blog(thanks to L***a). see beh farnee. should read it.
to all my south indian friends, sorry, but i still cant find RAJINIKANTH's blog. i think he still havent come out with a blog yet. dont think he knows how to on a computer. wahaha....
HAPPY DWIWALI TO YOU ALL!!!
click on the link on the right side of the page.
to all my south indian friends, sorry, but i still cant find RAJINIKANTH's blog. i think he still havent come out with a blog yet. dont think he knows how to on a computer. wahaha....
HAPPY DWIWALI TO YOU ALL!!!
click on the link on the right side of the page.
Thursday, November 03, 2005
sepet-in reality
was watching the movie "Guess Who" (bernie mac & ashton kutcher) last night. after that couldnt sleep well the whole night. the movie is about a black father who finds out that his beloved daughter is dating a white boy. so he sets out to destroy the poor white guy...for being white.
i dread the day when my gf's dad finds out that daddy's little girl is dating a pork loving melanin challenge guy from jin-jang land. wonder what he'll do to me then. probably tells me that the only way im going to marry his daughter is if i pour tar and bitumen all over myself.
couldnt sleep at all. kept on imagining that her dad was going to jump out of the closet and hack me to death, like in "i know what you did last summer.' actually its more like "i know wat you did, you chinko pig!!". what am i going to say when her father objects to us?? "aisay macha, im just going to have sex with your little girl and have little kopi susu children. no big deal, right not??!"
god damm!!
i dread the day when my gf's dad finds out that daddy's little girl is dating a pork loving melanin challenge guy from jin-jang land. wonder what he'll do to me then. probably tells me that the only way im going to marry his daughter is if i pour tar and bitumen all over myself.
couldnt sleep at all. kept on imagining that her dad was going to jump out of the closet and hack me to death, like in "i know what you did last summer.' actually its more like "i know wat you did, you chinko pig!!". what am i going to say when her father objects to us?? "aisay macha, im just going to have sex with your little girl and have little kopi susu children. no big deal, right not??!"
god damm!!
Tennis match
Date: 2 Nov 2005
Time: 5.30pm
Venue: Court D, Ayer Keroh Country Club
Opponent: Master Foo, my former tennis coach. now age 52.
My game plan: make the old man run like hell with controlled cross court forehand and backhands and ocassional drop shots. then when he is tired, start using power shots.
Final result:6-2, i lost.
what happen??: the old man made me run like hell with controlled cross court forehand and backhands and ocassional drop shots. then when i was tired, started using power shots.
Conclusion: the buggar has mind reading power and i need to lose some serious weight.
Time: 5.30pm
Venue: Court D, Ayer Keroh Country Club
Opponent: Master Foo, my former tennis coach. now age 52.
My game plan: make the old man run like hell with controlled cross court forehand and backhands and ocassional drop shots. then when he is tired, start using power shots.
Final result:6-2, i lost.
what happen??: the old man made me run like hell with controlled cross court forehand and backhands and ocassional drop shots. then when i was tired, started using power shots.
Conclusion: the buggar has mind reading power and i need to lose some serious weight.
Wednesday, November 02, 2005
University Malaya
in a survey publised by 'The Times Higher Education Supplement' (THES) last week, it showed that our premier university, University Malaya, lying at a lowly 169 out of. a sharp fall from 89 the previous year. and this is what the vice chancellor had to say, "I want to share my happiness with you that although there are so many universities in the world, we are number 169."
Cant believe that we, a nation aspiring to be a developed country, have such a pathetic and 'tidak apa' response to something such as important as this. its our premier univeristy man!!
malaysia boleh indeed.....
instead of outlining ways of stopping the rot, which has been there since independence, this guy actually rejoicing that UM is at 169 place. no doubt there are 30 000 other universities in the survey, and 169 might not seem that bad. but it is time for us to start comparing and competing with the best in the world. not with the worst of the lot. reasons must be given why there is a drop of 80 places. its our premier univeristy!! its the pride of the nation.
God dammit! do something bout it!!
Cant believe that we, a nation aspiring to be a developed country, have such a pathetic and 'tidak apa' response to something such as important as this. its our premier univeristy man!!
malaysia boleh indeed.....
instead of outlining ways of stopping the rot, which has been there since independence, this guy actually rejoicing that UM is at 169 place. no doubt there are 30 000 other universities in the survey, and 169 might not seem that bad. but it is time for us to start comparing and competing with the best in the world. not with the worst of the lot. reasons must be given why there is a drop of 80 places. its our premier univeristy!! its the pride of the nation.
God dammit! do something bout it!!
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