Siti and Datuk K

ok, so Siti Nurhaliza is finally getting married to someone called datuk K(what the hell does K stand for anyway?? datuk kongkek by any chance??)

who the hell gives a shit!!!

apparently lots of people. yeah, i know she is the song bird of the nation(sheila majid is still the best) and sure she is drop dead gorgeous. hell i wouldnt mind marrying her if im not required to cut loose a fold of skin at a certain anatomical site. and of course there is that small problem of paying RM1, 000, 000 for the wedding( you know how many wantan mee that is!!!)

but all these hoo-haa about their marriage is getting out of hand. frankly, im getting sick of it. you open the papers, you see them on the front page. when you watch the 8pm berita perdana they are there too. open up any local magazines, their stories are there. want to enjoy a nice tv show on a sunday afternoon, TV3 does a one hour exclusive on their wedding preparation(hey i dont have astro, so i cant switch channels). actually you cant really blame the couple. its the bloody editors and tv station heads that are to be blame. they report every dam thing. from the seven layered baju kebaya wedding dress to the seven wheel horse carriage they are going to use to the RM5oo,ooo engagement ring she got.

the cream of the crop was this front page article i saw on a local tabloid/daily. its headline was was: Datuk K FIT, Siti OK. and the story was along this line: walaupun umur Datuk K hampir menjangkau 50, tetapi tenaga batinnya masih belum lelap. menurut pakar seks Dr.?? (some moronic sexologist with nothing better to do), peminat siti tidak perlu resah kerana tenage batin lelaki masih kuat walaupun dalam umur lingkungan 50-60an.

what the fuck!!! i thought we came from a conservative society. and here we are discussing about somone's 'tenaga batin' on papers. bodoh, kalau tak boleh buat, makan viagra atau minum kopi jantan la. mangkuk!!!

well, i finally blew my top last night. it was 3am and i was deep in La-La land dreaming of getting kinky with sania mirza and natalie portman when suddenly my hp beeped loudly indicating i had received a sms. it was from hotlink. well, i dont mind for going a wet dream with ms. mirza and ms. portman if Mr Annanda Krishna had decided to reward me with RM5 worth of credit time. but when i opened the msg this was what i got:

a once in a lifetime chance to take pictures with the bride & groom! Join Siti Nurhaliza's SMS Contest 2day. Send CT to 28600. 15sen/msg sent, 50sen/msg
received.

mai cibai.... im switching to digi.