old newspaper of a special kind....

tiu lor....

yesterday my mom called the 'old newspaper' guy over cause the old papers were stacking up nearly all the way to the ceiling. after receiving her cash, mom went back to her daily chores. after 20mins she noticed the guy was still outside the house gate reading something. curious, she went out to enquire what was the matter and then the guy showed her what he was reading.

MY japanese porn magazine!!! MAI CI.......

the mag was birthday gift from a friend who was working at japan at that time. the mag has nothing fanciful. just a bunch of half naked japanese women. i seriously dont know how the hell it ended with a bunch of old papers?? hhhmmm.....i guess my brother is growing up.

anyway, back to the old newspaper guy. and with a voice full of disdained he said to my mom, "eh, why your son reading this kind of things one le???"

and this guy lives in the same neighbourhood as i am. crap.... and knowing how my neighbours are (they and their Radio Malaysia mouth) guess the news that i have a porn mag will make its rounds around the neighbourhood. as it is i think some of my neighbours arent to happy that im coming out with my boxers every night to throw the rubbish. i mean come on man. a man's balls need some air man. i cant be keeping my balls in a spender the whole day. warm temperature fucks the sperms up. cant have retarded sperms swimming around. and its not my fault that their daughters want to have a look at willie and the twins.

expect to get some dirty look from the aunties when i go out to the food court for food.