trip to PD

well, i survived surgery posting. not sure if we passed the end posting exams but we definately dont need to repeat it. thank god for that. so me and three other 'survivors' decided to reward ourselves with a one night holiday camping trip to tanjung tuan (cape rachado) off port dickson. been planning it for two weeks. its the only thing that kept us going thru surgery posting.

first stop was the light house at tanjung tuan which is situated on a hill. apparently you can only walk around the light house and not into it. so when i walked into the light house building i was greeted rudely by an untidy dirty looking construction guy. "Apa buat di sini!!! keluar!! keluar!!" was shooed off without an explanation. bastard!! hope he falls off the cliff.

next stop: camping site at tanjung tuan beach which is a lagooon. the shore is around 700m from the tip of the cape where the light house stood. there was not much camping site cause of the high tide and short shore line. we finally found a good spot and set up our tent.

before we knew it, this big malay family planted their arsses just 2meters from out tent. bloody noisy. and the children are not toilet trained. morons were peeing on the beached just like tat. and before we knew it, a group of mat rempit set up a tent 2m away own our right. kurang ajar betul man. we were here an hour before them and these assess just conveniently intruded into our space. cant camp other place isit!!!?? nabe!!! we tried to indirectly chased them away by announcing loudly that we had beers and pork with us. but it didnt work. babi betul.

resigned to the fact that our hope of a quiet and peaceful night out is gone, we took out our iced chilled heineken beers and drank it while watching the sunset. fucking great feeling man. for a brief moment, all your problems vanished. its only you, your ice cold heineken and god's gift of beauty to mankind.

as night approached, we started a fire and we soon we were cooking. rice was the first thing we cooked. am proud to say, our camping and cooking skills have not diminish. the rice we cooked over the coal was superb. not a single overcooked rice. next we started cooking curry chicken, chicken kurma, chicken vindaloo, lettuce, fried eggs and of course the main dish- STEWED PORK. oh mama.

tried our hands at fishing. it was bad. not a single bite!!! should have brought the dynamite.

at around 1am, it was low tide. because its a lagoon, during low tide, you can walk out up to 700meters from the shore. there were many people with torch light walking around catching crabs and prawns. we had a go at it and were more succesful than the conventional fishing. arm with only a small torch and a digital camera we started off with our new found adventure. not bad. caught a few crabs. it was hillarious. when the crab started running, we also started running-sideways. once when i was about to squat down to catch the buggar, i accidentaly farted. well, you would think it would slow down the crab, but it actually ran faster.

we actually managed to find a sea cucumber to. disgusting looking thing. but we chinese think its a delicacy. we eat bout every damm thing that moves.

sleep was not to good. our campsite was under a tree. i slept out in the open on a mat. half the mat was taken up by our utensils while i took up the other half. as i was about to sleep, things started to dropped from above. it was fucking guano!!! was to tired and lazy to moved the mat around. besides, there was not much place to move about as well. so the whole night had to endure the bloody bat droppings.

this is how a sleep deprived guano-fied face look like.

hell, cant wait for my next trip there again.

Siti and Datuk K

ok, so Siti Nurhaliza is finally getting married to someone called datuk K(what the hell does K stand for anyway?? datuk kongkek by any chance??)

who the hell gives a shit!!!

apparently lots of people. yeah, i know she is the song bird of the nation(sheila majid is still the best) and sure she is drop dead gorgeous. hell i wouldnt mind marrying her if im not required to cut loose a fold of skin at a certain anatomical site. and of course there is that small problem of paying RM1, 000, 000 for the wedding( you know how many wantan mee that is!!!)

but all these hoo-haa about their marriage is getting out of hand. frankly, im getting sick of it. you open the papers, you see them on the front page. when you watch the 8pm berita perdana they are there too. open up any local magazines, their stories are there. want to enjoy a nice tv show on a sunday afternoon, TV3 does a one hour exclusive on their wedding preparation(hey i dont have astro, so i cant switch channels). actually you cant really blame the couple. its the bloody editors and tv station heads that are to be blame. they report every dam thing. from the seven layered baju kebaya wedding dress to the seven wheel horse carriage they are going to use to the RM5oo,ooo engagement ring she got.

the cream of the crop was this front page article i saw on a local tabloid/daily. its headline was was: Datuk K FIT, Siti OK. and the story was along this line: walaupun umur Datuk K hampir menjangkau 50, tetapi tenaga batinnya masih belum lelap. menurut pakar seks Dr.?? (some moronic sexologist with nothing better to do), peminat siti tidak perlu resah kerana tenage batin lelaki masih kuat walaupun dalam umur lingkungan 50-60an.

what the fuck!!! i thought we came from a conservative society. and here we are discussing about somone's 'tenaga batin' on papers. bodoh, kalau tak boleh buat, makan viagra atau minum kopi jantan la. mangkuk!!!

well, i finally blew my top last night. it was 3am and i was deep in La-La land dreaming of getting kinky with sania mirza and natalie portman when suddenly my hp beeped loudly indicating i had received a sms. it was from hotlink. well, i dont mind for going a wet dream with ms. mirza and ms. portman if Mr Annanda Krishna had decided to reward me with RM5 worth of credit time. but when i opened the msg this was what i got:

a once in a lifetime chance to take pictures with the bride & groom! Join Siti Nurhaliza's SMS Contest 2day. Send CT to 28600. 15sen/msg sent, 50sen/msg
received.

mai cibai.... im switching to digi.

Quote of the week

Maybe in your planet women have one breast. but from my planet women have two breast. why do you think God gave men two hands?? cause women have two breast.

Dr.SivaB, HOD of Surgery department on why you should do mammography for both the breast.

old newspaper of a special kind....

tiu lor....

yesterday my mom called the 'old newspaper' guy over cause the old papers were stacking up nearly all the way to the ceiling. after receiving her cash, mom went back to her daily chores. after 20mins she noticed the guy was still outside the house gate reading something. curious, she went out to enquire what was the matter and then the guy showed her what he was reading.

MY japanese porn magazine!!! MAI CI.......

the mag was birthday gift from a friend who was working at japan at that time. the mag has nothing fanciful. just a bunch of half naked japanese women. i seriously dont know how the hell it ended with a bunch of old papers?? hhhmmm.....i guess my brother is growing up.

anyway, back to the old newspaper guy. and with a voice full of disdained he said to my mom, "eh, why your son reading this kind of things one le???"

and this guy lives in the same neighbourhood as i am. crap.... and knowing how my neighbours are (they and their Radio Malaysia mouth) guess the news that i have a porn mag will make its rounds around the neighbourhood. as it is i think some of my neighbours arent to happy that im coming out with my boxers every night to throw the rubbish. i mean come on man. a man's balls need some air man. i cant be keeping my balls in a spender the whole day. warm temperature fucks the sperms up. cant have retarded sperms swimming around. and its not my fault that their daughters want to have a look at willie and the twins.

expect to get some dirty look from the aunties when i go out to the food court for food.