revenge is sweet as petai

last night i met up with two old friends of mine, cheecak and bamboomouth. its been more than a year since i last saw bamboo mouth and it was good to catch up with him. we might be 24 this year but he's still the same when i first knew him when we were 13.

apparently bamboo mouth had some long standing major argument with his housemate over their aparment's parking lot and plus to that, the housemate(HM) was bitching to the landowner bout him and also refuses to wash the toilet that they both share. basically from his story, HM is a real prick. and it didnt help that the HM had serious case of BO to which he is oblivious to. cheecak who stayed for a few days, personally related his own experience. he was walking past the HM's room whose door was not closed. the stench was so bad that it makes the the ocassional accidental pee and shit on your underwear smells like perfume.

anyway, after one particular fiery argument between bamboo mouth and the HM, bamboo mouth said he had enough of the shit that he has been getting. so during lunch break, he went to his favourite shop and odered a large plate of sambal petai with EXTRA petai. drank a large amount of water and returned to work. he tahan for 3 hours not going to the toilet. after work, he rushed home and went straight to the toilet. there was a pail of water and dynamo detergent with HM's soaked clothes. he opened his zip and started peeing into it. "lakhanat sampai berbuih-buih gua kencing. habis bau petai keluar. sedap betul."

after that he took a dump in the toilet bowl and he went to the kitchen, took the spoon which HM uses to eat, and went back into the toilet. there he scooped his feces out and threw it into the pail of clothes with urine. "lepas itu gua kacau-kacau itu tahi sama sudu sampai semua tahi kat dalam desolved. haaa... then put the spoon back in the kitchen. never wash you know."

now i seriously think that HM is suffering from a serious case of anosmia cause even with the petai concentrated urine and feces water which his clothers were soaked in, he still took the clothes to the balcony(without rewashing it) for drying. imagine what will happen when he wears it to work. imagine if you are sitting beside him at work. oh gooddd.........

to top it all, bamboo mouth went for a jog the next day. when he came back he saw HM's handkerchief being dried in the balcony. he took the handkerchief, stuffed into his pants and wiped his sweat drenched pubic hairs and balls."gua kasi sapu kau kau. and then gua punya buntut ada gatal sikit. ahh... kasi garuk garuk sikit.ahhhh.....sedap." and he hanged it back like normal.

bamboo mouth, if i ever ever pissed you off, please tell me ok!! whatever the problem, its my fault.

ps/HM continues using the spoon for his meals.