Monday, August 23, 2004

Mr Gowrish- the fireman

well exams are finally over...
nothing much to talk about except bout how the patho department is a bunch of cock suckers, setting for us a killer paper, and how the the hall caught fire during the forensic paper.

bout the patho paper...
why isit so hard?? well, we all think its becaue of this new Maruti Suzuki Zen car thats out in the indian market. ugly little car(but thats the best they have here in india cause the economy is pretty closed up. not much imported cars around)somthing like our kancil but slightly more bulky. runs on diesel so can save money on petrol, which happens to be at RM4/litre currently. god knows how high it will go up to. the market price is at RM40000. so we figure if he fails 60 students and each of them have to pay rm1000 for a resit, then he will have rm60000. he can have the car plus the latest sound system BOSS(thats the best brand they have here) installed in the car and still have left overs for him to buy the latest jocKeys undewear on the market. all we can do now is wait for the results to be out in a few weeks time.

bout the fire...
it was the last paper of the finals, forensic medicine. halfway through the paper suddenly an electrical switch box exploded and caught fire. the girl sitting beside the box must have gotten the shock of her life as sparks and flames started falling on her paper. then stepped in Mr Gowrish our Microbiology lecture. with his left hand, he signal for calm in an already tense classroom. and with the right hand he threw a glass of water at the fire. then he looked around like he was expecting some sort of applause for his 'heroic act.' we were all like, ' you stupid fuck!!!' well, to be fair the fire was put out with that glass of water. because of the fire to the electrical box, there was no power for 30 minutes. thank god the hall is big with lots window. or not the hall will be in complete darkness.

1 comment:

Charles said...

Peace be with you.