The Typical China-Man
There was once an Chinese man called Ah Beng who was
involved in a
terrible car accident. In the hospital, when he gained
his
consciousness, he called
out for the nurse to know what had happened to him.
"I'm very sorry, sir, but you had involved in a very
bad car crash".
"Car crash! Tiu!! My Marcelly (aka Mercedes ) ! My
Marcelly! Is
my car all right?" he asked hysterically.

"Sir, your car was destroyed, but that is the least
of your worries. You've
lost your left arm in the crash, and we were unable
to save it", she said
apologetically.

"I lost my arm? My Rolex! My Rolex piu leh!"
"Sir, please calm down. That is the least of your
worries. You are
in a very critical condition and all your family are here
to see you".

He asked for his family to be called in. As they
gathered around the bed, he
called for each of them.

"Wife, are you here?"
"I am here husband, and I will never leave you"
"Son, are you here?"
"I am here father, and I will never leave you"

"Daughter, are you here?"
"I am here father, and I will never leave you."

"Well," said Ah Beng thoughtfully, "if all of you
are here, WHO THE HELL IS
LOOKING AFTER THE SHOP?!!! TIU NIA SENG!!!"