been in the paediatric posting for the past month and the half. its a pretty chill out posting and the kids here are better behaved compared to muar hospital....they dont cry that much and they dont have kids who go and yank other kids' iv cannula out.
but normal kids are replaced by rather cranky lecturers (not all of them though. some are pretty nice) who perpetually wakes up on the wrong side of the bed every bloody day. they just hate us students. i;ve been called idiot, stupid, bodoh and horrible horrible boy so many times in the past 1 1/2 months. of course she thinks that her verbal abuse will cause us to cringe shamefully and to weep in silent as she gleefully rips our ego into pieces. hah, that what she thinks. after you survived surgery posting, this is pretty much child's play...just like paeds posting.
one day, as the bed side teaching was about to start, the lec came up to me....
doc: what is the diagnosis of this child??
me: he is having down's syndrome.
doc: YOU ARE AN IDIOT!!!! if you know the answer why must you said out loud. you think you damm smart isit!!! now how am i going to ask your other group mates.
*^&*#@@!!! then you ask for wat!!! kanineh...
and last week, i got screwed by one of the doctor there for leaving my note book on the patient's table. i used that note book to record the patient's history and i left it there for a brief moment cause i needed to wash my hands before examining the child. i cant be washing my hands and holding on to the book at the same time.
cilaka.... when i got back to the patient's bed, my backside kena panggang habis habis by the doctor. apparently she was in a bad mood that day. several other guys got it from her to for equally ludicrous reasons. she later complained bout us to the college faculty member. and last week, i was "ASKED" to sign an apology letter to her for the sake of my end posting exams. i was also "ADVISED" to get her chocolates as a peace offering cause she is a chocolate lover. the only chocolate she is getting from me is the one that i make in my freakin toilet bowl.
and two days ago i was at a health clinic. a mother brought in her one month old child for his normal routine examination. as i bend foward to measure his head circumference, suddenly i felt something warm hitting my forearm and elbow. when i turned to look....damm thing was nicely urinating like a bloody fountain on me. that must have been the highlight of his short life. indian peeing on a chinese. racist kid....
knn
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