sisters in islam

hey guys...

this is a link for a national petition by Sisters in Islam against the islamic family law. click on it and show our solidarity for our muslim sisters who are getting short changed.

i've written bout it in previous post. just scroll down to dec 26, 2005: Women's rights.

exams

wah lau wei!!

can die man. exams after exams. just finished my psychiatry end posting examination. in 10 days time will have my sessional/semester exams. after tat in 2 weeks time will have my 3rd year final exams.

kanineh!! peng ah.........

all you buggars out there... next time if you come to my clinic, better dont dare ask for discount!!! i;ve earned the right to charge a disgusting amount.... and also to ask your wives to strip before me.

had the psychiatry exam the day after valentine's day. so that means was busy cramming in my notes into my brain during valentine's while other couples out there were busy 'cramming' in something else. lucky bastards!!

me little brother has been neglected for sometime now. its time to release the draagooooooonnnnnnnnn.

ok lar...mini dragon.

gua cina wat.....

revenge is sweet as petai

last night i met up with two old friends of mine, cheecak and bamboomouth. its been more than a year since i last saw bamboo mouth and it was good to catch up with him. we might be 24 this year but he's still the same when i first knew him when we were 13.

apparently bamboo mouth had some long standing major argument with his housemate over their aparment's parking lot and plus to that, the housemate(HM) was bitching to the landowner bout him and also refuses to wash the toilet that they both share. basically from his story, HM is a real prick. and it didnt help that the HM had serious case of BO to which he is oblivious to. cheecak who stayed for a few days, personally related his own experience. he was walking past the HM's room whose door was not closed. the stench was so bad that it makes the the ocassional accidental pee and shit on your underwear smells like perfume.

anyway, after one particular fiery argument between bamboo mouth and the HM, bamboo mouth said he had enough of the shit that he has been getting. so during lunch break, he went to his favourite shop and odered a large plate of sambal petai with EXTRA petai. drank a large amount of water and returned to work. he tahan for 3 hours not going to the toilet. after work, he rushed home and went straight to the toilet. there was a pail of water and dynamo detergent with HM's soaked clothes. he opened his zip and started peeing into it. "lakhanat sampai berbuih-buih gua kencing. habis bau petai keluar. sedap betul."

after that he took a dump in the toilet bowl and he went to the kitchen, took the spoon which HM uses to eat, and went back into the toilet. there he scooped his feces out and threw it into the pail of clothes with urine. "lepas itu gua kacau-kacau itu tahi sama sudu sampai semua tahi kat dalam desolved. haaa... then put the spoon back in the kitchen. never wash you know."

now i seriously think that HM is suffering from a serious case of anosmia cause even with the petai concentrated urine and feces water which his clothers were soaked in, he still took the clothes to the balcony(without rewashing it) for drying. imagine what will happen when he wears it to work. imagine if you are sitting beside him at work. oh gooddd.........

to top it all, bamboo mouth went for a jog the next day. when he came back he saw HM's handkerchief being dried in the balcony. he took the handkerchief, stuffed into his pants and wiped his sweat drenched pubic hairs and balls."gua kasi sapu kau kau. and then gua punya buntut ada gatal sikit. ahh... kasi garuk garuk sikit.ahhhh.....sedap." and he hanged it back like normal.

bamboo mouth, if i ever ever pissed you off, please tell me ok!! whatever the problem, its my fault.

ps/HM continues using the spoon for his meals.

psychiatry

currently im having psychiatry posting. contrary to what had been told to me by others, its been a rather interesting posting. on the first day, we had to interview this 21 year old malay girl with mania. if they hadnt told me she was mentally ill, i wouldnt have known it. anyway, she has this delusion where she claims that she is waiting for this 'raja putera' to come marry her. thats why at night she has problem sleeping. previously she had two epsisodes of insomnia at age 16 and 17. the reason then was because she was preoccupied with the desire to rape someone. she appears to be very religious but yet has many sexual fetishes. being a manic patient, she occasionally looks to the crowd and speak to them as thought she knows them personally.

she looked at my female colleague who was sitting in front and said, "eh, lu kakar ipar saya kan!!? jangan marah sama abang long ya. dia kadang kadang memang kurang ajar tapi dia orang yang baik. eh itu cincin tunang kan? boleh saya tengok??" at at this point i think my colleague freaked out but before you know it the patient was targeting someone else. i had a friend who has a habit of eating chewing gums in class. the lecturer saw him and ticked him off. suddenly the malay girl looked at my friend and said, "engkau yang raba mak aku kan!! ah, padan muka kena marah. ah raba lagi!! raba lagi!!"

during interview sessions we have to ask patients the meaning of some proverbs to evaluate their abstract thinking ability. there was this chinese lady with schizophrenia and it went like tat:

interviewer: auntie, can you please tell me the meaning of katak bawah tempurung??
auntie: katak bawah tempurung.... YOU LA!!

its fun being with this people.......

chinese new year

GONG XI FAT CHOI!!!!

since its the year of the dog, i shall refrain myself from consuming them at machap. but of course if this year turns out to be a crapy one, "somebody gonna get real hurt!!somebody!!"

fishing

went fishing last night.

caught a few mosquitoes, a few sand bugs, 2 cockroaches and a couple making out.

everything but a fish.

if only i had a few sticks of dynamite........

my nose is killing me...

i am in the library and im having a real bad running nose. was reading thru Meniere's disease when i ran out of tissues for my nose. when you have mucus dripping on your notes, you know its time to stop. besides, i dont think the other guys appreciate me blowing my nose every 2 minutes. if mucus have eyes, they would crawl back up the nose when they see how the machas' are starring at me. you know the killer "what the fuck is wrong with you cinapek!!" look.

one more sneeze and it might trigger off a racial riot. if there is a fight and you are chinese, just mother fucking run. especially when fightin indians. we chinese just cant mother fucking fight. we fought with the mongolians and we got whooped. fought with the british and we got burned. fought with the japanese and we got raped. we just can mother fucking fight!!

kung fu? kung fu my yellow fucking arse!! if jet li saw indians walking towards him with their FUBU t-shirts and sarongs, he would run faster than a doped up ben johnson.

so RUUUNNN!!! indians can never run faster than us. cause we got smaller balls and dick. that make us lighter and faster.

yeah yeah they might have a bigger dick, so what!! three quaters of the time they are to drunk to use it anyway.

macha: oorr letchumi.... howr wonderrfull your brrreast arrre!!. hhrrmmm.... buutt they arrre saggin a little no??

letchumi: PANDI NAI!!! get off my mother you drunkard fool!!!


i seriously dont know how this post turn out to be a racial joke. it was suppose to be a about my nose.

new years resolution

1. to stop calling my dog stupid despite the obvious.
2. to feed him on time and not after midnight.
3. stop feeding him roti canai and bak pau for dinner
4. alcohol is a NO NO for dogs
5. try to understand that its normal for dogs to try to kill you by biting off your car brake cable when you dont feed him on time
6. come to terms that my dog is actually a pussy and a lousy guard dog.
7. find a shrink for my dog so that he will stop playing with the neighbour's cat.
8. bathe my dog at least twice a year
9. teach my dog to like indians more
10. find a bitch for him to mate so that he wont be so hyperactive and deprived

women's rights

this is the reason why we will always remain a third world country and islam will be thought as a chauvinistic religion.

dont get me wrong, im not a religious bigot. im no expert in islamic laws and teachings, but i believe that islam in its truest form is neither chauvinistic nor violent. but it is sad to see our political leaders bowing down to pressure from the so called 'religious leaders' and 'protectors of islam' whose mentality had far exceeded their sell-by date.

it seems to me that politician from both side of the line(UMNO and PAS) seem to be in this eternal battle to grab the the title as the 'most islamic' party in the country. i will say its a good thing if they were sincere in bringing the muslim rakyat nearer to God, but the matter of fact is their actions are motivated solely by the desire to garner as much votes as possible. the only time you see those two side coming together (the MEN that is) is when something which serve their own self interest comes to the fore, eg: easier polygamy rights.

Women, Family and Community Development Minister Datuk Seri Shahrizat said the decision to rush the Bill through despite the acknowledgement that it was defective was to honour the agreement between the Government and the Rulers Council in 2003 when both parties agreed to standardise Syariah laws in the country. its time like this that the leader of this great nation, MALAYSIA, should stand up and be counted for. it is his duty to protect the rights of the rakyat, irregardless if its the rights of a man or a woman. so what if he pisses of some pompous individuals with yellow umbrellas. his duty is not to them but to the people who put gave him and his party the mandate to rule the country.

another issues brought about by the passing of this law is the overlapping of function between the executive and legislature. it comes as no suprise that the women senators were angry bout the family law and were planning to vote against it. all talks of breaking rank were brought to an abrupt end when Minister in the Prime Minister’s Department Datuk Seri Nazri Aziz had a private meeting with them. it was reported that the senators were visible shaken after the meeting. so its no suprise that the law was passed in the dewan negara unopposed.

are we living in a democratic country or a tyrant state?? a senator or an elected MP should be allowed to vote for a bill according to their conscience. whats the purpose of having an elected democratic if they can only vote for what they are told to vote for. this is not the first time and it wont be the last time either.

Datuk Dayang Mahani Tun Pengiran Ahmad Raffae of Sabah said “I apologised to my daughter that I, as a legislator, am powerless to do anything else. It is against my conscience. I give my support on condition that the amendments will be taken into account.”

oh come on!! if you are seriously against it, resign in protest. that will definately throw more light to the fight. why vote and say that you vote under protest. a vote is a vote, irregarless.

for the sake of the women in this country, i do hope the PM keeps his word and ammend the law.