few days back, a guy killed himself in the hospital i was posted in. he was a burmese psychiatric patient who was warded in the surgery ward which was on the 4th floor. he had just undergone a surgical procedure. for reasons only known to him, he left his bed and climbed on to the window ledge. my surgery lecturer saw him on the window ledge and tried to talk him down while all the nurses stood there. all to stunned to do anything. since he was a burmese guy i guess he didnt understand what my lecturer was saying and jumped off anyway. the lecturer managed to catch hold off his hand but couldnt get a firm grip and the guy's hand slipped off. he fell and landed on the cement floor on his head.
when i passed by the site where he landed an hour later, it was already cleaned up but you could see a big dark stain with some pinkish white materials around the area. must be the brain tissues.
the next day, none of of the local papers carried the story.was it because he was just some crazy burmese guy?? to insignificant to be mention. or was it a good cover up by the hospital administrator??
why was the guy not restrained if he was a psych patient?? what if he didnt jumped down but start to attack other patients and hospital staff??
who then should be responsible??
Thursday, August 18, 2005
Sunday, July 10, 2005
between the age of 7 and 18, the day i hated the most every year was report card day. i was never a good student. worst still, i was never one who did my homework. so one week before report card day i would be shitting bricks already. and when that day eventually comes, my mom will stop her car at her favorite sundry shop and get the fattest thickest rotan she can find. once we reach the house, the catching game starts. she will be chasing me with the rotan on her left hand and the report card on the right hand. i will be shouting for my grandma and my dog. once i locked myself in my dad;s old volvo240 and got stuck in it for 30mins. thank god my grandma heard me banging on the trunk.
anyway, 2 weeks back the roles were reversed. mom was to busy with work in the shop so she send me to go collect my 12 year old brother;s report card. it was a walk down memory lane. my old primary school certainly hadnt changed much. the walls was in need of a new coat of paint. i had to wait in line with a bunch of uncles and aunties... ok ok...fathers and mothers. all of them were busy discussing bout their sons. i really felt out of place. suddenly this woman turned aroung and asked me, "which is your son??"
MY SON!!! cau cibai!!! never felt so insulted before. im just 23 years old. do i look like your husband's age?!?!?
fuck...its must be my tummy la. it was then that i decided that im gonna blow my first pay cheque on liposuction and a tummy tuck.
thru my hemorrhaging ego i told her that im here for my younger brother. and then she went 'ohhh' and embarrassment was written all over her face. she got over her embarrassment pretty fast cause a few minutes later she was complaining to me bout her son being lazy and and not studying hard. damm woman....do i look like i give a shit!!! and she kept on going and going going until it was my turn to go in. thank god.
it was good to see my old teacher. he was suprised when i told him i was his ex student. after telling him wat year i left standard 6 he went, 'oh yes yes..... kenny, james, madhu, adrian, andrew, kevin,darren, marvin, kenneth, gilbert, seet, lee, hafiz were all your classmates right!?!''
i went,"ah correct correct!! wah sir still can remember after so long ah,"
"sure can la. you all my student wat!!! anyway, whats your name ah??"
he remembers half the class but he couldnt find space for me in his memory. how touching.
after listening to him bout my brother;s academic performance in school, i thank him and left the class. on my way out, i stop in front of the lady who thought i was a father and said to her, "ok im going now. it was nice meeting you AUNTIE!"
when she heard that, she looked like she just got slapped.
revenge is sweet....
anyway, 2 weeks back the roles were reversed. mom was to busy with work in the shop so she send me to go collect my 12 year old brother;s report card. it was a walk down memory lane. my old primary school certainly hadnt changed much. the walls was in need of a new coat of paint. i had to wait in line with a bunch of uncles and aunties... ok ok...fathers and mothers. all of them were busy discussing bout their sons. i really felt out of place. suddenly this woman turned aroung and asked me, "which is your son??"
MY SON!!! cau cibai!!! never felt so insulted before. im just 23 years old. do i look like your husband's age?!?!?
fuck...its must be my tummy la. it was then that i decided that im gonna blow my first pay cheque on liposuction and a tummy tuck.
thru my hemorrhaging ego i told her that im here for my younger brother. and then she went 'ohhh' and embarrassment was written all over her face. she got over her embarrassment pretty fast cause a few minutes later she was complaining to me bout her son being lazy and and not studying hard. damm woman....do i look like i give a shit!!! and she kept on going and going going until it was my turn to go in. thank god.
it was good to see my old teacher. he was suprised when i told him i was his ex student. after telling him wat year i left standard 6 he went, 'oh yes yes..... kenny, james, madhu, adrian, andrew, kevin,darren, marvin, kenneth, gilbert, seet, lee, hafiz were all your classmates right!?!''
i went,"ah correct correct!! wah sir still can remember after so long ah,"
"sure can la. you all my student wat!!! anyway, whats your name ah??"
he remembers half the class but he couldnt find space for me in his memory. how touching.
after listening to him bout my brother;s academic performance in school, i thank him and left the class. on my way out, i stop in front of the lady who thought i was a father and said to her, "ok im going now. it was nice meeting you AUNTIE!"
when she heard that, she looked like she just got slapped.
revenge is sweet....
Wednesday, June 22, 2005
MJ is cuming
fans of MJ in malaysia are going wild with excitement with reports saying that the "king of pop/paedophile" is coming to malaysia to perform in a charity concert to raise funds for HIV infected childrens. the concert which is themed "Cum as one for charity" will act as a perfect platform for MJ to repair his battered image after the recent child molestation trial. On why funds are raised just for HIV childrens and not for children with cancer, an aide close to MJ was reported to have said that the singer is fed up with cancer patients who has a tendency to 'kiss and tell.' the singer is said to feel strongly about this issue and is hurt that the boys are selling stories about their sex-capades to the tabloids.
in order to potray a more honest image of himself to his fans, jackson has indicated that there will be major changes to all his previous hit songs, and the malaysian fans will have the chance to be the first in the world to hear them. among the songs which will be reproduced are Black or White(i love them all), Billie Jean is not my lover(she is just a girl after all), Heal my face(make it a better face) and You are not alone(i am here with you...on the bed). talks are also in progress to have MJ and britney spears do a duet on britney's debut hit song "Oops, i did it again." MJ is also seeking the right from MC Hammer to reproduce and perform Hammer's hit song "Cant touch this." the reproduced song will be titled "Cant sue me!!"
it was also learnt that Elton John had also written to MJ saying that he will like to perform with him, on stage and backstage, but was told nicely by people in MJ's camp that MJ prefer younger boys to him.
female fans, however, will not be happy to learn of reports that only boys under the age of 12 will have free back stage passes. when contacted, MJ said that this was not true, as nurses in the reproductive age group who are working for plastic surgeons will receive free back stage passes as well.
after the trial in america, MJ indicated that he is sick and tired of the media glare in the US and he will like to settle down in asia, with cambodia or thailand his prefered choice. the singer is said to be deeply concerned bout the sex industry involving young boys there and he will do HIS PART to show these boys what TRUE LOVE is all about. a close personal friend of MJ said that the singer plans to sell off his Neverland ranch. plans are in the pipeline in either country to built a mansion with a giant bed that can accomodate more than 10 boys at once with jackson. MJ will call his new home "Nonokland."
in order to potray a more honest image of himself to his fans, jackson has indicated that there will be major changes to all his previous hit songs, and the malaysian fans will have the chance to be the first in the world to hear them. among the songs which will be reproduced are Black or White(i love them all), Billie Jean is not my lover(she is just a girl after all), Heal my face(make it a better face) and You are not alone(i am here with you...on the bed). talks are also in progress to have MJ and britney spears do a duet on britney's debut hit song "Oops, i did it again." MJ is also seeking the right from MC Hammer to reproduce and perform Hammer's hit song "Cant touch this." the reproduced song will be titled "Cant sue me!!"
it was also learnt that Elton John had also written to MJ saying that he will like to perform with him, on stage and backstage, but was told nicely by people in MJ's camp that MJ prefer younger boys to him.
female fans, however, will not be happy to learn of reports that only boys under the age of 12 will have free back stage passes. when contacted, MJ said that this was not true, as nurses in the reproductive age group who are working for plastic surgeons will receive free back stage passes as well.
after the trial in america, MJ indicated that he is sick and tired of the media glare in the US and he will like to settle down in asia, with cambodia or thailand his prefered choice. the singer is said to be deeply concerned bout the sex industry involving young boys there and he will do HIS PART to show these boys what TRUE LOVE is all about. a close personal friend of MJ said that the singer plans to sell off his Neverland ranch. plans are in the pipeline in either country to built a mansion with a giant bed that can accomodate more than 10 boys at once with jackson. MJ will call his new home "Nonokland."
Wednesday, June 15, 2005
moral police
two malay guys were charged yesterday in the syariah court for consuming alcoholic bevarages(stout) in a coffee shop. it is normal for them to get caught and prosecuted but what suprised everyone was that they were given the maximum punishment of 6 rotans for their crime.
shit man!! 6 rotans for drinking stout!! thank god i aint a muslim in this country.
i think all this 'moral policing' should stop. its unbecoming of a nation who aspires to be a developed country but is still trap in a stone age mentality. what one does in one's own life is one's own business, just as long as his action does not harm the rest of the community. even our first prime minister tungku abdul rahman is a big fan of brandy. he was once asked bout his drinking habit and the fact that he was a muslim. he famously replied, 'what i do here in my life, is between me and god when i die.'
well, its something the muslims themselves have to solve. for the rest of my friends with the 'extra skin'......... BOTTOMS UP DUDE!!!!
shit man!! 6 rotans for drinking stout!! thank god i aint a muslim in this country.
i think all this 'moral policing' should stop. its unbecoming of a nation who aspires to be a developed country but is still trap in a stone age mentality. what one does in one's own life is one's own business, just as long as his action does not harm the rest of the community. even our first prime minister tungku abdul rahman is a big fan of brandy. he was once asked bout his drinking habit and the fact that he was a muslim. he famously replied, 'what i do here in my life, is between me and god when i die.'
well, its something the muslims themselves have to solve. for the rest of my friends with the 'extra skin'......... BOTTOMS UP DUDE!!!!
Thursday, June 09, 2005
wantan mee's theory on human genesis
christians and scientists have been at logger heads about how we humans came to be in this planet. scientists propagate the idea that we all evolved from apes. but the problem is no one can find that missing link between us humans and our banana loving cousins. the church says that adam and eve were the first human to walk on earth and we are the products of their conception. we all know that both of them got banished from the garden of eden when they went to eat that forbiden apple(thanks to eve!!!!) and later went on to have 2 sons(cane and able). the mystery here lies in the fact that the bible does not say anything about cane and able producing more offsprings. hence there is a missing link here to.
ok so this is wantan mee's theory:
god did produced adam and eve. they were indeed the first people to have set foot on earth. but they were not made as humans, but monkeys/primates(whatever). and they were not the only monkey on earth. there were many other monkeys as well. the only difference was that adam and eve were the chosen one and they lived in the garden of eden while other monkeys had to live outside of it. why they had to live outside?? cause god said so. same reason why he made some rich and others poor. or why some are dead drop gorgeous while others have looks that make your lampah(dick) drop dead. so anyway, when adam and eve got kicked out for eating that apple, they had to live outside with the other monkeys. either cane or able(one them got killed. i cant remember who) must have had sex with one of the monkeys and produced an offspring and other monkeys were busy getting jiggy with it as well and then produced their own offsprings. the circle of life thingy then goes on and on and on....... and after thousands and million of years, with evolution and mutation we come to be what we are now.
however there is one big problem with this theory of mine. its written in the bible that god created man in his own image.
so does that mean we humans are actually worshiping a MONKEY??!!?
ok so this is wantan mee's theory:
god did produced adam and eve. they were indeed the first people to have set foot on earth. but they were not made as humans, but monkeys/primates(whatever). and they were not the only monkey on earth. there were many other monkeys as well. the only difference was that adam and eve were the chosen one and they lived in the garden of eden while other monkeys had to live outside of it. why they had to live outside?? cause god said so. same reason why he made some rich and others poor. or why some are dead drop gorgeous while others have looks that make your lampah(dick) drop dead. so anyway, when adam and eve got kicked out for eating that apple, they had to live outside with the other monkeys. either cane or able(one them got killed. i cant remember who) must have had sex with one of the monkeys and produced an offspring and other monkeys were busy getting jiggy with it as well and then produced their own offsprings. the circle of life thingy then goes on and on and on....... and after thousands and million of years, with evolution and mutation we come to be what we are now.
however there is one big problem with this theory of mine. its written in the bible that god created man in his own image.
so does that mean we humans are actually worshiping a MONKEY??!!?
in the medical ward
im now posted in the medicine ward. on tuesday the case for group discussion was about this old man who was having hematuria (blood in the urine) due to warfarin over dosed. besides that he has a list of other health problems. to name a few: ischemic heart diseae, bronchial asthma, Klebsiella pneumonia, cholilethiasis etc.... warfarin was given because he was having atrial fibrilation(a condition where the heart is not beating according to a fixed rhythm). because the warfarin administration was not monitored, he had an overdosed of it. this happened in one of the private hospitals here. he was then transferred to the general hospital when his family couldnt afford to pay the astronomical medical fees the private hospital was charging for its ICU facility.
before leaving the hospital, i spoke to his god daughter for a moment. she was very concerned bout his condition especially bout his heart condition. i assured her that he was fine and that his heart would hold out just fine.
next morning when i went to the ward to do a follow up i was informed by my friend that the old man passed away during the night.
before leaving the hospital, i spoke to his god daughter for a moment. she was very concerned bout his condition especially bout his heart condition. i assured her that he was fine and that his heart would hold out just fine.
next morning when i went to the ward to do a follow up i was informed by my friend that the old man passed away during the night.
Saturday, May 28, 2005
any of you guys know where i can get cyanide??
i have classses from monday to saturday. on most sundays, i mutate into a pig (yeah yeah....i know lots you think im a pig from monday to saturday as well) and sleep as though im in a coma. this use to be real easy until lately.
my immediate neighbour on the right adopted a new dog. some pariah la. the bitch (i assume. i mean, dont you agree all females irregardless of species like to grumble or bark . hehehe ), is one hell of a barker. never seems to get tired from barking. she must have some super biological clock in her. without fail, she will start barking from 7.30am till 10.30am. then she takes a breather and continues her yapping at 3.30pm till 5.30pm. and my room window is less than 2meters from where the dog is.
last weekend was a long weekend, 3rd saturday and wesak holidays. saturday morning my sleep was disturbed but i told myself i will control myself. besides, i just read gandhi's biography not to long ago. passive resistance....
on sunday her internal pariah (but very effective) rolex watch reminded her it was time to bark again. patience patience patience............ KANINEH!!!! TIAM LA KANASAI!!! (kanineh=fucking tits, tiam la=shut up, kanasai= piece of shit). that must have turned her on cause she was barking even more frantically and louder. gandhi my arse!! at that moment i felt more more like ivan the terrible. so i got up and went to my balcony to confront my neighbour. and i saw her there. sitting just beside the dog.
MAI LAU KUNIANG!!! sitting there for so long and yet she did nothing bout it. WTF!!!
when she looked up she was a bit suprised. maybe because i was still in my boxers and singlet. wat never see a yellow kuku cau before isit well!?!?
she herself was no Ms Bukit Baru ok. she was just wearing a sarong tied above her sagging tits.
i told her nicely that i was trying to sleep and the dog was disturbing me. she mumbled something in hokkien and went to calm her dog down. the dog magically shut up and i went back to my room to piggy it out again. but before you can finish saying kau bu eh neh(mother dog's tits), she started barking again.....
my immediate neighbour on the right adopted a new dog. some pariah la. the bitch (i assume. i mean, dont you agree all females irregardless of species like to grumble or bark . hehehe ), is one hell of a barker. never seems to get tired from barking. she must have some super biological clock in her. without fail, she will start barking from 7.30am till 10.30am. then she takes a breather and continues her yapping at 3.30pm till 5.30pm. and my room window is less than 2meters from where the dog is.
last weekend was a long weekend, 3rd saturday and wesak holidays. saturday morning my sleep was disturbed but i told myself i will control myself. besides, i just read gandhi's biography not to long ago. passive resistance....
on sunday her internal pariah (but very effective) rolex watch reminded her it was time to bark again. patience patience patience............ KANINEH!!!! TIAM LA KANASAI!!! (kanineh=fucking tits, tiam la=shut up, kanasai= piece of shit). that must have turned her on cause she was barking even more frantically and louder. gandhi my arse!! at that moment i felt more more like ivan the terrible. so i got up and went to my balcony to confront my neighbour. and i saw her there. sitting just beside the dog.
MAI LAU KUNIANG!!! sitting there for so long and yet she did nothing bout it. WTF!!!
when she looked up she was a bit suprised. maybe because i was still in my boxers and singlet. wat never see a yellow kuku cau before isit well!?!?
she herself was no Ms Bukit Baru ok. she was just wearing a sarong tied above her sagging tits.
i told her nicely that i was trying to sleep and the dog was disturbing me. she mumbled something in hokkien and went to calm her dog down. the dog magically shut up and i went back to my room to piggy it out again. but before you can finish saying kau bu eh neh(mother dog's tits), she started barking again.....
Wednesday, May 25, 2005
wat to write
damm....lost for things to write on my blog these days. the coming mid semester exams really stressing me out. so much to read. so little time. dammit!!! surgery, medicine, ong, opthamology, ent and community medicine. dont even know where to start.
guess i've been enjoying life to much since coming back to mlk. was more hardworking in india. paying the price now i guess.
today in the general hospital, met this guy who had a motorcycle accident in dec 2003. he was riding his bike when he was hit by car from behind. he flew foward and crash into a fiber glass advertisment board. the impact was so great that the helmet broke. was rushed to the mlk GH but was immediately transfered to kl gh for cranial surgery. not sure exactly wat surgery was done but part of his skull was removed. now there is a 13 x 5 cm depression on the right side of the skull. due to formation of multiple small blood clot on his right cerebral hemisphere, there is ischemia(lack of oxygen to the tissues due to decrease blood flow) of the affected area leading to lost all function on the left side of his body. according to him, the surgeon said it was not possible to operate it cause he might die in the op. now his wife has to support him and his 10 children by doing odd jobs in the village. things worsen 7 months after the accident when he started developing convulsion. he was admitted this time because he has his 3rd seizure.
sad
life can be real hard sometimes
guess i've been enjoying life to much since coming back to mlk. was more hardworking in india. paying the price now i guess.
today in the general hospital, met this guy who had a motorcycle accident in dec 2003. he was riding his bike when he was hit by car from behind. he flew foward and crash into a fiber glass advertisment board. the impact was so great that the helmet broke. was rushed to the mlk GH but was immediately transfered to kl gh for cranial surgery. not sure exactly wat surgery was done but part of his skull was removed. now there is a 13 x 5 cm depression on the right side of the skull. due to formation of multiple small blood clot on his right cerebral hemisphere, there is ischemia(lack of oxygen to the tissues due to decrease blood flow) of the affected area leading to lost all function on the left side of his body. according to him, the surgeon said it was not possible to operate it cause he might die in the op. now his wife has to support him and his 10 children by doing odd jobs in the village. things worsen 7 months after the accident when he started developing convulsion. he was admitted this time because he has his 3rd seizure.
sad
life can be real hard sometimes
Wednesday, May 18, 2005
angina and condoms
most men do not maintain the same consistency of penile erection throughout sex.so its very easy for the condom to slip out from the penis. to avoid this problem, a condom manufacturer in london has produced a new type of condom which contain the drug GTN. the drug will be applied to the tit of the condom. what it does is it helps maintain a constant dilatation of blood vessels in the penis,hence an erection can be maintain.
the thing is, GTN is also the drug of choice of angina (a type of heart problem due to decrease blood flow to the heart.the pain mimics a heart attack). i guess this is good news for all those old horny ah peks out there with a angina. during sex if they kena an angina attack, they just 'derubber' themself and suck on the condom and they will fell better.hope these new comdoms come in flavours as well.
the thing is, GTN is also the drug of choice of angina (a type of heart problem due to decrease blood flow to the heart.the pain mimics a heart attack). i guess this is good news for all those old horny ah peks out there with a angina. during sex if they kena an angina attack, they just 'derubber' themself and suck on the condom and they will fell better.hope these new comdoms come in flavours as well.
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